Review Haiku

A great mystery
anime about a boy
and his Lolita

91/100

Boobs. Action. Boobies.

Politics. Sex. Drama. Boobs.

That is Game of Thrones.

90/100

before you start game

hit up up, down down, left right,

left, right, B, A, Start

90/100

This great anime

Can be summed up by two words.

Filler Episodes.

80/100

You can polish turds

But also crap on diamonds

Let’s make the prequals

13/100

Our products are great
Only for those who buy them
Screw developers

83/100

angry birds watch them

fly across the sky to their

doom to kill green pigs

lemonade ice tea
what a strange combination
is it truly good?

50/100

Detective Conan –
fifteen years and Shinichi
still hasn’t grown up

score: 80/100

Plants vs. Zombies
It was a super fun game
zombies ate my BRAINS!

85/100