Review Haiku

Would it be sexist

to tell this woman to shut

up and look pretty?

69/100

All King Midas touched

turned to gold. All Michael Bay

touches turns to crap.

25.666/100

This film is about

robots. So then, why are there

so many humans?

26.839241/100

the shortest highway
connect San Fran and LA
400 miles are all straight

did i say

there’s many in-N-out on the way?

Nine Korean girls
who know how to dance and move
and maybe to sing

84/100

Buried under six feet snow

Boiling on the sun

With the candy comes escape

Triple screen display

Defects pile up on stone wall

No no no no no!

Bounce, bounce bright green ball

Cherry blossoms in the pond

Go fetch

Spring field of blooms

Darkness hides

Will you draw the line?

Is this true blood?
Yuck…………….but
You smell delicious.